Fat Dude Digs Flicks

97. THE GOONIES* - 1985 (directed by Richard Donner; written by Steven Spielberg and Christopher Columbus)

A group of kids embark on a wild adventure after finding a pirate treasure map.

Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything! 
Chunk: Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. 
Jake Fratelli: I’m beginning to like this kid, Ma! 

* indicates a top ten movie.